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Scientists are lazy

Posted on October 26, 2010 at 12:09 PM

"Hey Guys!! Guys!! Come 'ere, look what I invented!!!"- Lord Thaddeus Bong, scientist


You doubt me?  Tell you what, take yourself on over to google.  Do an image search with the keywords 'famous scientists".  Now go ahead... browse.  Any of them doing anything strenuous?  Any of them doing anything besides sitting?  Or smoking pipes and looking smarter than you?  Have you ever seen a picture of Einstein operating a drill press or even mowing his lawn?

"I give to you relativity, you're damn straight I don't mow lawn...or brush hair." - Einstein, mega-scientist

I am a scientist, so I'll give it to you straight.  While scientists are droning aloud from their paper on the discovery of a mutation in the genome of a fish parasite resulting in a weaker mitochondrial cell wall that blah, blah, blah.  You're actually working.  (In restrospect this may be why legions of evil scientists have spent centuries plotting world domination, yet none have ever seemed to find the time between surfing internet porn and staring at fish flukes to execute those plans. In fact, proving that correlation has 'university funding' written all over it.  I may do a study ...and write a paper on it.)  Just thought you'd like to know.

One last lazy as heck scientist for you:

"I don't even wipe my own...(I put the 'evil' in evil scientist, I warned you.)" -S. Hawking

Categories: Secrets of Scientists

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Reply Jill
9:23 AM on October 28, 2010 
Well written, Kris! After all, Sparrow's job description for me isn't "Mad Lab Tech" for nothing! They should have put that on my new badge.