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Have Yourself an EVIL Little Christmas...

Posted on December 9, 2010 at 3:33 AM


What?  Like you've never seen a Tesla coil Christmas Tree before???

Well, it's that time of year again.  World domination tends to hit a slump in the pre-Christmas weeks.  Most of us evil scientists have a lot of minions to buy for, and even on Black Friday they don't run sales on lab coats, goggles or beakers. 


Then there's Christmas Cards.  No, don't get your hopes up. You won't be getting one from me.  I don't get into all that.  I'm just saying...there's Christmas Cards.

Now, in the spirit of giving and Christmas and like helping, and uhhh stuff (cue 1950's sitcom orchestra music), I'm going to help you out with your Christmas shopping, by giving you a list of great gifts for all the people on your list! Are you ready for this?  Here we go:


1. Minions!  Look, everyone needs minions.  Even if you got minions, you want more minions.  They come in super handy as assistants...scape sitters... furniture. They're incredibly versatile.

2. Death Ray! *Hint*  If it's not a TESLA Death Ray... it's not a death ray.  May not be suitable for those under the age of five.

3. For Him: Russian Mail-order Bride!  They come cheap, they look nice, and hey, many of them don't really even speak the language.

4. For Her: Sexy Professors of Pathophysiology and Biochemistry Calender!  Surprisingly, there weren't enough sexy men in Pathophysiology or Biochemistry for them each to have their own calenders.


5. Fruitcake!  F*ck off.  I like fruitcake.


I hope this helps to destress your last minute holiday shopping.  In case you're wondering what to buy me (vodka)?  You don't have to get me anything (vodka), just havings so many(vodka) great friends out there (vodka), is all the present I need. (vodka?)

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Reply Jill
10:49 AM on December 9, 2010 
Love the pic, love the suggestions.
Your Main Minionette and Chief First Officer Evil Scientist,